Once I became more familiar with the format of the dating site, I was more receptive to those little "dings" I now recognized as invitations to live chat. On one of my days off, while I was trying to avoid housework, I got a greeting. Again some of these things defy description. It's better to just let you read the exchange....
HIM - Hello, I'm Mark. I have just moved to (my town)
ME - Hi, Mark!
HIM - You're veryyy good looking!
ME - Why thank you!
ME - It says you're from Nampa?
HIM - my mother died two months ago. She left me this house all free and clear.
ME - sorry to hear about your mom. What part of (my town)?
HIM - Just to the north
ME - that's where I live. maybe we're neighbors
HIM - I have a large head black lab male,, I stud him out,, I get $500 each time he mounts with a female.
ME - oohhhhkaaayy....
HIM - might have to get him fixed
HIM - not sure
HIM - I'm just looking for a bbw (big beautiful woman) to pamper and spoil,, long term
******
I couldn't do anything but stare at the screen after typing "oohhhhkaaayy...."
After about two minutes I closed the chat window.
When I finally recovered from the trauma of this little interchange I did a little search and found that there actually are such things as "block head labs" but at the time all I could think was that a) he was making some sort of anatomical reference to himself or b)....oh, you can figure that one out yourself!
Swim on by, mr. big head...errr...I mean...umm... little fishy.
Swim on by.
Love,
Angie
I like how he gently eases into the obviously painful passing of his beloved mother, and how he dove into the financially lucrative aspect of his pet's sexual prowess - from out of nowhere. The sad thing is, there are pathetic women out there that actually believe this shit.
ReplyDeleteYeah...you don't often see the words "mounting" and "stud" in an initial chat with a man! He must be saving tons of money with the stud fees he earns and-after all-he owns his mother's house "free and clear!" How attractive is that? You are a brave, brave woman to venture into this Dead Sea of dating!
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