In the midst of reviewing the very first messages in my chosen dating site's Inbox, I heard a little dinging noise. After scanning my monitor and locating a flashing icon I discovered that the site offered instant messaging. With a mix of excitement and trepidation I clicked on the little icon and up came a window with a stimulating welcome. "Hello" he said. "Hello" I said in return. "How are you?" he said. "Fine. You?" I replied. (Oh, this is starting out swimmingly, I thought!) Once the formalities were completed, he decided to strike the line. Are you ready for it? Here it is...
"Do you have suckable toes?"
Oh baby. What I wanted to say was, "I"m fifty six years old; what do you think my toes are like?" What I actually said was something to the effect of ".....ummm, I don't think we're looking for the same thing in a relationship." However, exhibiting extreme tenacity he plunged ahead with his second query...
"What size pants do you wear?"
I closed the chat window.
Love,
Angie
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